Ok. My theme for this time is procrastination. Because I’m really, really late with my entry! I mean, probably three months late. How did it become December?? Procrastination is something I think we can all be familiar with, at some point in time. Or, for myself, sometimes it seems that there is just so much going on outside of writing that needs to take priority in order to pay the bills, that writing comes last on the list. Which is something I need to work with! Does anyone else feel this way? I think I need to be ready to take more of a gamble with my time, because otherwise, it’s just going to be the same old hamster wheel, over and over again.
But anyways, most of what I’ve been aiming to do recently, (and haven’t done) apart from writing more for this blog, is to increase my self-marketing. The plan has been to get my work out to magazines and publishers, and to look for additional places that provide spots for on-line publishing. Going way back in time, last June I intended to hit up ten magazines for kids with stories, and this October I wanted to send my writing out to at least five magazines and three publishing houses, if simply to get stuff out and in circulation. Like I said, this hasn’t happened yet. So, here’s the deal: In addition to bucking up and taking more of a gamble with my time, I need to stop wasting so much time on Facebook, cut back on random pie contests and coffee shops that are simply interesting because of the décor and that engaging habit of watching the air blow through the leaves on Bloor Street. Said and…done! Haha, sort of.
Alright, but I have done something in the time since the last entry. I finished a second piece, which is below, and I thought I’d try to submit it to the magazine Highlights. I read on-line that they accept submissions all year-round and I think the piece is of the right length, which is good. I may actually submit both the first and the second pieces. The only stipulation- and it’s probably a big one- is that Highlights specifically states that they won’t accept any works that hint at violence or crime-which makes a lot of sense, seeing as it’s a kids’ magazine, but my second piece might be a bit violent. Geez-it’s hard to hit all the right parameters! Haha…I’ll get it right sometime. This piece is a short one about a trip to the mall-gone-wrong. It’s un-reviewed and unedited as such, and so, you saw the first draft here first! Hope you enjoy, and feedback is welcomed. I will definitely get on submitting it, and follow up with details on what happens. Happy reading…oh, and Happy Holidays, too!
Shopping by Victoria Simpson
Jerry decided that if he could be a planet, he would be Pluto, to float as far away as possible from the Earth. Anything to get away. Or maybe one of the moons of Jupiter would be good- an unfriendly ice ball hurtling through time that no one would want to be around. They’d come into the clothing store to buy a present for their Aunt Helen, and now his little sister was standing in front of a mirror, swinging her arms around everywhere-she was practicing her new dance routine. And she was making a GIANT, big scene.
“Five, six, SEVEN, EIGHT! Look at me! I’m a tree in the WIND!” It was horrible. Ruby raised her hands above her head and zoomed all over the store.
Jerry ducked behind some coats.
“Come one, everybody! Flow like a river-flooooww…!” Ruby cried.
Jerry pulled his hat down a little further over his eyes and rolled up his collar-he hated this- he tried his best to disappear. But just then, to make matters even worse, his mom made a beeline across the store and came right for him! She was wobbling and shouting with a pile of clothes stacked up so high in her arms, that Jerry could hardly see her face!
“Wow, hon-what a selection!” Mrs. Bloomberg cried out. “What do you think?? Would Aunt Helen want a green sweater-she’s always loved green, and she would look fabulous in this- or what about a purple turtle neck?” She tossed everything down on a table. “Or maybe something with stripes-but then there’s always the blouses, and then these shirts- and, ooo- look! There’s even polka dots! And I can’t believe these prices! They’re the absolute lowest deals that I’ve ever seen in a long time!”
It was a shopping-craziness mess. Jerry didn’t really know WHERE to turn. And so he didn’t-he stood quite still, but as he did, it just so happened that a clerk walked by behind him. And well, that’s when it got truly horrible-that’s when it all really got started. Because, while it seemed like a lot was going on already, the clerk said:
“Well, if you want a really good deal, you should check out the table at the back! Everything at the back is half price. We’re having a sale!” And that was the clincher-the three magic words to Mrs. Bloomberg’s big ears: “Half-price sale.”
Well, it was disaster time primo! Jerry’s mom really couldn’t keep away from a deal and she probably hadn’t missed one ever.
“Oh, hon!” she said. “What a great opportunity! I’ll be back in a flash, you watch Ruby.” And she was gone- just like that. And this is why it was truly horrible.
Jerry stood there and looked at his sister. And at first she only twirled around in one spot. But then Ruby started doing jumps-and then when he wasn’t looking, she zoomed right past the sweaters. And you wouldn’t think that much could happen doing that, but then she went all the way out to the edge of the store, and before anyone could yell ‘HELP!’, or ‘CALL THE POLICE! ’ she raised her arms and stuck her nose in the air and yelled,
“AND NOW FOR THE GRANDE JETEE!” which means ‘the giant jump’ in French, and she threw herself out in the hallway! Ruby jumped off the floor and through the crowd, and like a truck tire in a mid-west tornado that’s whirling around like crazy, she smacked right into somebody’s face! And then she hit an old man! And then it was dominoes time: the man tumbled over and knocked a baby in a stroller and get this: the stroller took off on its own. It rolled straight down a ramp and gathered speed and...BAM! It smashed right into a glass statue-a big glass statue. The giant glass statue of the Purple Pickton Peach. Which is a huge thing, seven feet tall, that sits in the middle of the mall! A million pieces of glass flew out everywhere. Like, people could have lost an eye! And who got in trouble? That’s right- Jerry.
His mom came running out of the store like her hair was on fire, stumbling through the disaster.
“I TOLD you to watch your SISTER!” she yelled. And a mall security guard glared at him, shaking his head.
“Son, you should have seen that one coming- you owe us big time! Look at these people- and we’ll never get another Purple Peach!”
But Jerry just stood there and couldn’t believe his eyes and ears. And for the rest of the week it was the same. While Ruby sat around watching extra t.v, and drinking lemonade with her feet up on pillows to ‘get some rest’, HE had to take all the heat!
“Get your sister a pencil for her homework-“ his dad said. “Jerry, Ruby’s drink is getting cold, go bring her some more ice,” ordered his mom. Like, his sister hadn't even hurt her feet! Jerry even had to write a letter of apology to the mall.
“But it wasn’t me at all!” he complained.
“But you ARE the oldest,” said his mom.
Standing at the counter and washing double dishes on Friday, Jerry could only think of one thing: that life just didn’t make sense. And totally wasn’t fair at all. At least with a little sister.
Discussion questions: Have you ever been blamed for something you didn’t do? How did you react? Are adults always fair?